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Tuesday, November 4, 2008

If I Listen Hard Enough, I Can Hear Myself Getting Fatter

Seriously, please, someone come and rip the Halloween candy out of my hands. Please.

It's a waste to throw it away. I don't want to give it to my kids, who are hyper enough without the sugar high. Rhett doesn't eat it. So I end up shoveling huge amounts of candy into my mouth several times a day.

I'm going to throw it away. I am. After this next piece.

9 comments:

Claire said...

Nah - you keep eating it. Cos the more people put on weight, the slimmer I will be by comparison. It's the only way weight watchers is going to work for me. Damn them and their points...

Shellie said...

I can't stop either. I think I've burned a whole in my tongue from eating to many sour patch kids.

Beeswax said...

Yeah, well, if I take yours, I'll likely eat it. Especially if you have any Mounds of Butterfingers left.

Jen said...

Hehehehe. That's my soul sister speaking.

Heather of the EO said...

My sister and I just got off the phone a bit ago. We talked about how our kids had forgotten all about their bags of candy, but we're still constantly eating it. Dang! I guess I'll just have to hurry and eat it so it will be gone. :)

Kiera said...

I am eating Audrey's candy too. Luckily she didn't get a lot of my favorites, so i haven't been eating as much!!

Carol said...

Shall I hold off with the galaxy bars I was just about to post to you then?

Heidi said...

Oh, Carol, NO! Don't hold off. Send them express! Just imagine the withdrawal I'll go through if I don't have them when I go through all the crap chocolate my children got!

Jessica G. said...

Yeah, I've already picked out all the good stuff from my kids' candy...

Have you heard of the Sugar Witch? She comes shortly after Halloween. If you leave her your candy, she leaves you a prize. I'm hoping all these lame lollipops might be worth an iTunes card.