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Monday, May 26, 2008

The Holy Relic . . . Disposed

I came across the Miracle Toenail whilst cleaning out my junk drawer.

I finally threw it away. If there's a downward turn in our luck, I'll know what to blame.

9 comments:

Hairline Fracture said...

That is one of the funniest things I have ever read. Thanks for the laugh!

The Rookie said...

That story makes me slightly ill and slightly giggly. Miracle, indeed. Explain THAT, scientists!

Jen said...

You are so well adjusted. I'm glad you were able to let go.

Andrea Hardman said...

I knew I missed seeing SOMETHING in Texas. I just didn't know it was a Holy toenail. Blast!

carl b smith and marilyn said...

To some, all toenails are holy! What is not to be special or sacred about toenails? Tests have shown them to be receptors of very highly refined vibes, spiritual guiding forces if you will. Haven't you sometimes wondered why you went a certain direction and a great thing happened to you? Voila, holy toenails getting direction from above, and I'm not talking about brain matter! DAD

Jill said...

I still think you should have sold it on eBay. With that story as the description, you could have made a fortune!

The story was just as funny the second time I read it!

Beeswax said...

That toenail has made my day. It IS a miracle.

And as a fellow Anglophile, I love the Blake poem set to hymning. They actually get to sing it in Church? Lovely. But then, maybe he knew something we don't. He knew we arrived here 'trailing clouds of glory' or something like that. I'm not googling it for a comment. I only google for posts.

Amy said...

Isn't it great to finally let go:)

Brooke S said...

Regan is gross like that too. He still has his Toenail in a jar the gave his when they removed it. It makes me gag.... Good on ya for toughing it away. Good luck is on the way... :)